{"id":1115,"date":"2017-03-20T09:57:07","date_gmt":"2017-03-20T07:57:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kongano.com\/?p=1115"},"modified":"2017-03-20T09:57:07","modified_gmt":"2017-03-20T07:57:07","slug":"misdirection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/?p=1115","title":{"rendered":"Misdirection."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Hello, my good sir or madame. How are you in this glorious monday morning?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Why thank you for asking my dear friend. How can I feel anything but splendid. Refreshing breeze, nice birds and I suppose the sun is out there as well. How about you, my dear mayor-admiral?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Feeling nimble as an otter in the spring. Bowel is functioning and brain isn&#8217;t farting. Couldn&#8217;t complain less if I tried! How are your lovely toes doing?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; All sticking together in a perfect harmony. How about your beautiful bellybutton?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Fine, fine. And your hair?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Not falling off. Your mind?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Clear as a pale moonlight during the Samhain.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ha-ha-haa!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ho-ho-hoo!<\/p>\n<p>Feeling good?<\/p>\n<p>Good.<\/p>\n<p>Now enjoy <a href=\"http:\/\/kongano.com\/?page_id=16\">OLEVA<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Hello, my good sir or madame. How are you in this glorious monday morning? &#8211; Why thank you for asking my dear friend. How can I feel anything but splendid. Refreshing breeze, nice birds and I suppose the sun is out there as well. How about you, my dear mayor-admiral? &#8211; Feeling nimble as &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kongano.com\/?p=1115\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Misdirection.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1115"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1116,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1115\/revisions\/1116"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}