{"id":2467,"date":"2018-09-10T09:15:14","date_gmt":"2018-09-10T06:15:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/?p=2467"},"modified":"2018-09-10T09:15:14","modified_gmt":"2018-09-10T06:15:14","slug":"fixed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/?p=2467","title":{"rendered":"Fixed."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A while ago I talked about kongano lacking in the waltz department. Since then, I&#8217;ve added a few of those danceable buggers.<\/p>\n<p>Lack of waltzes is no more!<\/p>\n<p>Fun stuff.<\/p>\n<p>Our waltzzy specimen of today is a jazzier one. <a href=\"https:\/\/kongano.com\/?page_id=32\">OH BANANA OIL<\/a> is also a quote from a very mediocre comedy &#8220;The Babe&#8221;. (Not the piggy movie, but the baseball one)<\/p>\n<p>When I first heard the line I was like what the fluff, and I had to rewatch the scene to make sure what I heard was right.<\/p>\n<p>And now I know.<\/p>\n<p>That scene (as well as my personal wtf) alone made the movie mediocre, instead of just plain bad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A while ago I talked about kongano lacking in the waltz department. Since then, I&#8217;ve added a few of those danceable buggers. Lack of waltzes is no more! Fun stuff. Our waltzzy specimen of today is a jazzier one. OH BANANA OIL is also a quote from a very mediocre comedy &#8220;The Babe&#8221;. (Not the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kongano.com\/?p=2467\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Fixed.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2467"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2467\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2468,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2467\/revisions\/2468"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}