{"id":2480,"date":"2018-09-24T09:22:59","date_gmt":"2018-09-24T06:22:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/?p=2480"},"modified":"2018-09-24T09:22:59","modified_gmt":"2018-09-24T06:22:59","slug":"halloween-is-early-this-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/?p=2480","title":{"rendered":"Halloween is early this year."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/kongano.com\/?page_id=20\">MARCH OF THE DEAD<\/a>. Sometimes a title is worth a thousand pictures.<\/p>\n<p>What I imagined here is skeletons. (Hence the title)<\/p>\n<p>Whether they&#8217;re tied to a galley or just casually rambling on, I think they&#8217;re not doing so hot.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, skeletons are never doing fine or bad or anything, because they have no brains, feelings or free will. They are merely tools of a powerful being, who&#8217;s magically controlling them. Puppets of the Master.<\/p>\n<p>Also, because our skinny friends have no internal organs, muscles or central nervous system, they wouldn&#8217;t be able to move without some sort of energy source. In this case &#8211; most likely &#8211; magic.<\/p>\n<p>Just like zombies.<\/p>\n<p>No, no and no. Zombie apocalypses are not caused by quickly spreading viruses. They&#8217;re caused by necromancers.<\/p>\n<p>Those dang, mean megalomaniacs. Always threatening the mankind with their fancy spells and stuff.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MARCH OF THE DEAD. Sometimes a title is worth a thousand pictures. What I imagined here is skeletons. (Hence the title) Whether they&#8217;re tied to a galley or just casually rambling on, I think they&#8217;re not doing so hot. In fact, skeletons are never doing fine or bad or anything, because they have no brains, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kongano.com\/?p=2480\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Halloween is early this year.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2480"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2480\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2481,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2480\/revisions\/2481"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}