{"id":2783,"date":"2019-07-29T07:45:54","date_gmt":"2019-07-29T04:45:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/?p=2783"},"modified":"2019-07-29T07:45:54","modified_gmt":"2019-07-29T04:45:54","slug":"thats-a-pretty-big-if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/?p=2783","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s a pretty big if."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If &#8220;The Fellowship of the Ring&#8221; (2001) would&#8217;ve been a musical, Gandalf&#8217;s (Sean Connery) line in the Moria crossroads might&#8217;ve been:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; I have no memory of this song.<\/p>\n<p>Then the young hobbitses (Danny DeVito and Joe Pesci) would&#8217;ve performed a song to express their happineses for the upcoming elevenses.<\/p>\n<p>During the musical scene, at first Gandalf would be grumpy, but in the end of the merry song, he&#8217;d join the rest of the gang, dancing like a drunken gold prospector &amp; laughing &amp; casting magic missiles for fun.<\/p>\n<p>Like Gandie there, I have no memory of <a href=\"https:\/\/kongano.com\/?page_id=26\">ENDLING<\/a>, but I have the proof that it exists.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If &#8220;The Fellowship of the Ring&#8221; (2001) would&#8217;ve been a musical, Gandalf&#8217;s (Sean Connery) line in the Moria crossroads might&#8217;ve been: &#8211; I have no memory of this song. Then the young hobbitses (Danny DeVito and Joe Pesci) would&#8217;ve performed a song to express their happineses for the upcoming elevenses. During the musical scene, at &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kongano.com\/?p=2783\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">That&#8217;s a pretty big if.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2783"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2783\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2784,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2783\/revisions\/2784"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}