13 seconds of moshing – Doesn’t even break a sweat.<\/p>\n
3 minutes and 27 seconds of moshing – Not bad. Some sweat, minor dizziness & a couple of barely noticeable bruises. Mind the phone though.<\/p>\n
Gigful of moshing – Several minor bruises, elbow to the cheek bone, stiff neck. Clothes covered in various unwanted substances. 10 % chance to lose car keys, 20 % chance to lose phone, 85 % chance to lose Dave. Nothing a good nights sleep won’t fix.<\/p>\n
Lollapalooza of moshing – Achievement unlocked: The leaking tent.<\/p>\n
Decade of moshing – Whiplash, 1d3 missing teeth and permanently hardened toenails. Gained a need to wear an embarrasing hat, use the word “man” in the end of every sentence and several bad tattoos. Tinnitus.<\/p>\n
Full professional career of moshing – Earned the title: “Kerry King jr.”<\/p>\n
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