{"id":3759,"date":"2022-04-11T07:49:29","date_gmt":"2022-04-11T04:49:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/?p=3759"},"modified":"2022-04-11T07:49:29","modified_gmt":"2022-04-11T04:49:29","slug":"more-bananas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/?p=3759","title":{"rendered":"More Bananas."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bananas. They\u2019re great.<\/p>\n<p>And very particular, as we\u2019ve already discussed. No use of getting through that again.<\/p>\n<p>They\u2019re also an excellent reference point for any imaginable situation. And metaphors, don\u2019t even get me started there.<\/p>\n<p>Bananas are the cycle of life, or if you don\u2019t want to get too pompous, the cycle of a week in a life.<\/p>\n<p>From monday to thurday you consume good old bananas, nothing less, nothing added. At home in the early day, at work, on the road, like you\u2019d be playing some stupid mobile game to pass the time.<\/p>\n<p>Minesweeper! That\u2019s a better one. Regular bananas are minesweeper.<\/p>\n<p>Friday evening is banana chip time. Preferably the kind that has extra cinnamon &amp; honey in it. Banana chips are <a href=\"https:\/\/kongano.com\/?page_id=40\">UNO<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Saturday is banana soda time, although that stuff tastes like childhood, more than bananas. Yep, banana soda accompanied by some Carcassonne.<\/p>\n<p>Sunday is banana\/blueberry smoothie day, which should be served with some Souls-likes.<\/p>\n<p>Games. They\u2019re great, aren\u2019t they?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bananas. They\u2019re great. And very particular, as we\u2019ve already discussed. No use of getting through that again. They\u2019re also an excellent reference point for any imaginable situation. And metaphors, don\u2019t even get me started there. Bananas are the cycle of life, or if you don\u2019t want to get too pompous, the cycle of a week &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kongano.com\/?p=3759\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">More Bananas.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3759"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3760,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3759\/revisions\/3760"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}