Ok, here\u2019s something I think much more often than I really should: Will I make it through this earthly life without a bird pooping on my head at least once?<\/p>\n
Admit it, you\u2019ve also thought about it.<\/p>\n
\u2018Cos, you know, all the white & gross stuff out there on the pavement, it\u2019s bird poop. Little bird poop, big bird poop, super nasty seagull poop. It\u2019s literally everywhere. And sometimes our winged friends just roll a critical hit.<\/p>\n
Note to self: Wear hats more often. Preferably super-size sombreros.<\/p>\n
And hey, not to make this post to be all about poop, RUNT OCH RUNT.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Ok, here\u2019s something I think much more often than I really should: Will I make it through this earthly life without a bird pooping on my head at least once? Admit it, you\u2019ve also thought about it. \u2018Cos, you know, all the white & gross stuff out there on the pavement, it\u2019s bird poop. Little … Continue reading Turn Cho Turn.<\/span>