{"id":4350,"date":"2024-04-01T08:17:29","date_gmt":"2024-04-01T05:17:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/?p=4350"},"modified":"2024-04-01T08:17:29","modified_gmt":"2024-04-01T05:17:29","slug":"pew-pew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/?p=4350","title":{"rendered":"? = Pew Pew."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026 yeah\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Two weeks ago I talked about how weird it is that we have things like licorice pipes, alcohol infused chocolate and candy guns. (See previous post)<\/p>\n<p>Well, a few days ago I bought a can of beer that had a picture of a comic book character.<\/p>\n<p>Iron Man? Medieval Laureline? Cousin Fethry?<\/p>\n<p>Nope. Our beer salesman was none other that everybody\u2019s favourite pirate puncher, The Phantom! (Just g\u00f6\u00f6gle \u201cMustanaamio olut\u201d if you wanna see evidence)<\/p>\n<p>Haven\u2019t tasted it yet. Will probably be 5\/5.<\/p>\n<p>The Phantom carries around some automatic handguns. Therefore <a href=\"https:\/\/kongano.com\/?page_id=24\">PISTOL PUSH<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Next week, more gun related (but completely harmless) music.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026 yeah\u2026 Two weeks ago I talked about how weird it is that we have things like licorice pipes, alcohol infused chocolate and candy guns. (See previous post) Well, a few days ago I bought a can of beer that had a picture of a comic book character. Iron Man? Medieval Laureline? Cousin Fethry? Nope. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kongano.com\/?p=4350\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">? = Pew Pew.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4350"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4350\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4351,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4350\/revisions\/4351"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}