Rock Police barks a lot and lurks in the darkest corners of a bar, drinking cheap beer. RP wears tribal shirts that\u2019s gotten a size too small. This makes RP very angry. Therefore they hate all the music that\u2019s been made after they turned 30. Mostly nocturnal species, Rock Police can be spotted commonly at any time of day during the summer festival season.<\/p>\n
Jazz Police on the other hand is more rare, and they\u2019re almost never seen outdoors. JP can easily be recognized by their threatening frown \u2013 especially on the nasal area \u2013 and their arms crossed posture. JP\u2019s can be domesticated with great patience and conditioning with 1980\u2019s italian disco music.<\/p>\n
Classical Police is fortunately an endangered species. These funny little creatures can be spotted during intermission in your local opera house, foraging for strudels and cognac. CP\u2019s are deceivingly calm beings. They seems harmless, but when their opinions are questioned, they will attack and fiercely claim that no good music has been made since 1812.<\/p>\n
GROOVE POLICE<\/a>. Well, I\u2019m sure they exist.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Rock Police barks a lot and lurks in the darkest corners of a bar, drinking cheap beer. RP wears tribal shirts that\u2019s gotten a size too small. This makes RP very angry. Therefore they hate all the music that\u2019s been made after they turned 30. Mostly nocturnal species, Rock Police can be spotted commonly at … Continue reading Species.<\/span>