{"id":4680,"date":"2025-06-16T07:11:59","date_gmt":"2025-06-16T04:11:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/?p=4680"},"modified":"2025-06-16T07:11:59","modified_gmt":"2025-06-16T04:11:59","slug":"restricted-bizarro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/?p=4680","title":{"rendered":"Restricted Bizarro."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What\u2019s going at this very moment is me resisting the urge to start up an epic fictional biography of a fella called <a href=\"https:\/\/kongano.com\/?page_id=36\">KLAUS KILTTI<\/a>. The story would\u2019ve been something along the lines of:<\/p>\n<p>Our hero would\u2019ve been born on 6291 in Zappat, Captured city of Samhain. He would have been a humble family man, and the worst shoemaker ever walked the earth. Our guy would\u2019ve been a true paragon of virtue, known for his impeccable self control and mental clarity. Klaus\u2019 best friend in the whole wide world would\u2019ve been Winston Hiszig, forgetful city clerk and amateur boxer. Although the two buddies never officially worked together\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Yeah\u2026 But no! I\u2019m limiting myself to write stories like that to one or maybe thirteen per year. If you write predominantly bullcrappery, nobody trusts you anymore when you write something meaningful and important.<\/p>\n<p>So, you fill in the rest.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, yeah there\u2019s music too!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What\u2019s going at this very moment is me resisting the urge to start up an epic fictional biography of a fella called KLAUS KILTTI. The story would\u2019ve been something along the lines of: Our hero would\u2019ve been born on 6291 in Zappat, Captured city of Samhain. He would have been a humble family man, and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kongano.com\/?p=4680\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Restricted Bizarro.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4680","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4680","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4680"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4680\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4681,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4680\/revisions\/4681"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4680"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4680"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4680"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}