{"id":795,"date":"2016-03-07T10:22:47","date_gmt":"2016-03-07T08:22:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kongano.com\/?p=795"},"modified":"2016-03-07T10:22:47","modified_gmt":"2016-03-07T08:22:47","slug":"week-of-the-shorts-iii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/?p=795","title":{"rendered":"Week of the shorts III."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, it&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/kongano.com\/?page_id=44\">SHORTS<\/a> time again. This time we got:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Totally harmless bird flute&#8221;, which is a chirpful solo flute piece. I guess the title itself is worth a thousand words. Spring is coming.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Turning the honey jar&#8221; is easy listening folk \/ pop \/ margarine commercial music. Pro tip, do not store honey in a refrigerator. Nor olive oil.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Saloon tardigrades night out&#8221; reminds me of arcade video game music, early 80s I&#8217;d say. You know, Tapper, Bozo&#8217;s night out and so on&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Over.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, it&#8217;s SHORTS time again. This time we got: &#8220;Totally harmless bird flute&#8221;, which is a chirpful solo flute piece. I guess the title itself is worth a thousand words. Spring is coming. &#8220;Turning the honey jar&#8221; is easy listening folk \/ pop \/ margarine commercial music. Pro tip, do not store honey in a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kongano.com\/?p=795\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Week of the shorts III.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=795"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":796,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions\/796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kongano.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}