Category Archives: Uncategorised

#.

#whodareswins #neat #crazyworldofarthurbrown #astrolabeteacheronline #wheresizzy #addnameout #backstopper #boycottumbrellacorp #colin #pimpmymask #whoarepeopletoo #ocean #bringbackstargate #dakar96 #oink #nationalpizzamonth #fluteheavymetalinstrument #podcast #captainslogliterally #alabamamurphy #scarytowels #youtoo #z #tophatyoga #mom #forgetandforgive #hugsforsale #12thmilleniareasonablewoman #gauntlet #klausmeinequotes #adthatmademethankful #burningflipflops #stuffiheardonline #candyday #voterupert #RESPITE #lesfilmsitalienssontlesmeilleurs #arikaunismäki #whysomany #autumnissobeautiful #drunkcurious #glitchy #thisishoweverythinglosesitsmeaning #landslide #emilyvalentinesday #croquet2024 #glassfloor #punkishardlydead #metoo #fartbag #whodareswins2 #horriblewritings #submarinecomputers #yoink #geritarr #theericidlememorialbarbecue #subtractnamein #ban #legalizetea #fulldeath3 #funniestcarpentryaccidents #merrychristmas2021

Guitar!

Last week we talked about being slightly out-of-tune, and how it really doesn’t matter.

Well, I think ESSI would’ve been slightly better without those few notes that are slightly “off”.

On the other hand, there’s like 4 of ’em in the whole tune, out of like many, many notes.

Hmm, how many notes there are in that tune in question? Hundreds? Thousands? Slightly more?

For a while, I toyed with the idea of counting all the notes in there. But no. That would be insane. I’d go slightly mad!

Instead, I counted the notes in the first bar of the tune: 12.

You do the rest.

Monday Update.

So, today’s Independence Day.

Our little tune for the day is MAD MADDER KING. It’s chiptune-orchestral fun with some intentional out of tuning.

I found the lead synth sound so funny, so I wanted to keep it that way, although hearing it is partly painful.

Out of tune, out of key, out of time, those are just stupid man-made concepts of forced order.

Footballer playing (brilliantly) out-of-position, liquorice in a salty dish, pedal steel guitar in a disco song… Now that’s some truly cool stuff!

“I’m not hungry. Freedom!”

Close Enough.

Aka. the post that was written before the tune in question was even finished.

So, christmas music time it is.

What the heck, man!? Christmas music in november? That’s outrageous, egregious, proposterous!

Chill out dude. I consider this week to be the first of december, because things, like calendar.

Well then, how can you write about something that’s still under construction?

Simple. HYRSKYN MYRSKYN is almost done. I just wanted to take a little break before the final touches, and I thought to be efficient and write stuff in the meantime.

Hmph. I guess that’s ok.

Happy December folks!

“Yees I Wanna Goshdarn Medal!”

NOTHING FANCY HA.

Well, that’s because there’s really nothing fancy there… Just heavily riffin’ thrash metal type of fun.

This time I went with a lighter metal song title. No need always for rivers of red, tales of the inevitable doom and hordes and hordes of skeletons with swords & spells & stuff.

It’s the darnest thing… Lately I’ve had this itch to play, listen and produce some good ol’ metal. And not just thrash, but also the nastier kind of stuff. Like blue, gray, death… maybe even black!

I guess it’s the effects of negative age kicking in. Hooray!

Working Title: MedFolk.

… meaning some kind of a medieval type of folk with medium tempo and some at least some knowledge of the future.

After finishing I took the easy route when naming the tune: MERFOLK. You know, those splashy blue guys & girls with tridents and flappity-flaps.

About the guitar… or should I say the lack of it… I definately had intentions of adding some… but then I decided to record it later… and all of a sudden the tune was ready.

Lesson learned: Folk music doesn’t always require guitar!

Blanks.

W o w . O u r  p o s t i n g s  l a s t  m o n t h  l o t s  o f  l e t t e r s . T h e r e f o r e  t h i s  t i m e  n o t .

T h i s  I  g o t t a  d o  p r o p e r l y : FANTASYLAND . D a n s c h ! ! !

W o w 2 . T h i s  l o o k s  t e r r i b l e ! M u c h  d i f f i c u l t y  a l s o . B a c k  t o  b a s i c s  n e x t  w e e k .

Boo.

Happy Halloween!

I mean, happy week, in which Halloween is in. In most countries.

And by happy I mean “scary”, and by scary I mean “happy”.

BEWARE TAKE CARE contains some real physical grand piano sounds, recorded several years ago. I thought back then that the sound quality of the recordings were not good enough for me to refine ’em.

Now I thought otherwise. The quality was just fine. Afterall, we’re not dealing with super smooth & beautiful stuff here. We’re dealing with ghosts, witches, skeletons and Mike Myers.

Yep.

Let’s Predict: The Results.

Last month I tried predicting some things. Here are the results of how well I did.

– I’m still not quite used of seeing Jose Mourinho on the AS Roma bench
Correct.

– My weight & height are about the same
Correct.

– Folks still have to wear face mask in public places
Correct.

– I’m starting to feel the need to see Dr. Samuel Loomis, I do make an appointment, feel great disappointment afterwards, not watch “The Great Escape”, but do watch “The Dirty Dozen” instead, because it has Telly Savalas
Incorrect. Instead I watched “Sherlock Holmes and the Deadly Necklace” (1962) starring Chris Lee as Sherlock Holmes, “The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes” (1970) starring Chris Lee as Mycroft Holmes and “The Hound of the Baskervilles” (1959) starring Sparky as the Hound.

– I still hate mondays, but not as much as in 1992
Correct.

– Someone famous & pretty old has passed away
Correct. 🙁
“Keep the Good Times Rolling”

– Climate change is still an issue
Correct.

– I can still see my croquet set from here
Incorrect. I moved their location a few weeks ago, when doing some general housekeeping. Right now the set is in the closet, next to vacuum cleaner.

So, that gives me 6/8. Not bad, huh? Gotta try this again.

Also, BISCUITS.