See what I did there?
That sounded highly inappropriate. Sorry for that.
Yes, I was going to do some name-dropping here. You know, to explain SACRED RUST, but nah. The title kinda ruined all the fun.
Instead, here’s a little proclamation for the Young audience:
Rock is not dead! It just smells funny. So let the Rolling Rock roam free. We all sometimes feel the Dire need to roll & rock.
Yup, these “sinister electro-monsters” seem to come outta me naturally. I blame computer games.
BLINDSIDE is not only the title. It’s also a good candidate for a worst movie ever to be nominated for the Best Picture Oscar. Imho.
2009 was not the best year in the history of movies. “Watchmen” was all right. Hangover was not.
I was thinking of something appropriate for the date here, but decided not to.
Too often the honorable Mr. Internet is here only to troll others, prank innocent bystanders and make things seem flashier than they are. And I don’t want to be part of that.
So instead of making up some preposterous lies about me retiring from the music industry, I’m just gonna say this:
Have a nice day, friend! The SPRING IS COMING.