See what I did there?
That sounded highly inappropriate. Sorry for that.
Yes, I was going to do some name-dropping here. You know, to explain SACRED RUST, but nah. The title kinda ruined all the fun.
Instead, here’s a little proclamation for the Young audience:
Rock is not dead! It just smells funny. So let the Rolling Rock roam free. We all sometimes feel the Dire need to roll & rock.