Lonesome Drummond.

R: MR COFFEE, huh? What’s that? You forgot to add something? Like, other instruments for instance?

L: Well, no. The tune in question was intended to be just drums, drumming away.

R: I see. Are you trying to clever or something?

L: Not cleverer than usually. And I may – some day – produce an extended tune, using the drum track as the basis of another piece of music.

R: Some day, you say? Is this masterful construct your coming out in a week? Two months? Nine years?

L: You’re a jerk.

R: So are you.