Ok, here’s something I think much more often than I really should: Will I make it through this earthly life without a bird pooping on my head at least once?
Admit it, you’ve also thought about it.
‘Cos, you know, all the white & gross stuff out there on the pavement, it’s bird poop. Little bird poop, big bird poop, super nasty seagull poop. It’s literally everywhere. And sometimes our winged friends just roll a critical hit.
Note to self: Wear hats more often. Preferably super-size sombreros.
And hey, not to make this post to be all about poop, RUNT OCH RUNT.