Would you commission a person who’ve danced maybe three times in his life to produce you a dance music tune?

Yeah, I might be a fool, but certainly not a dancing one.

In my defence I have to say that I’ve made 300+ compositions in my life. That number being a very rough estimation.

So, I guess you could say that yes, despite my inability and reluctance to dance, you can commission me to produce dance music but not to choreograph a dance.

Let’s make it official: I do not make dance choreographies!

But I did produce SLAP.