“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”

That of course is the famous quote from the movie “Sling Blade”, starring Dustin Hoffman.

It has its place in the movie, and overall it’s a very nice line, although I must say, highly inaccurate.

Every christmas I’ll receive a box of chocolates (or two), and before the wrapping paper’s all torn up, I’ll know exactly what flavours I’m about to experience.

So, I made some adjustments for the quote, and here they are:

“Life is like a box of chocolates. Guzzling is very often followed by nausea.”

“Life is like a box of chocolates. Nice packaging does not guarantee great taste.”

And my personal favourite:

“Life is like a box of chocolates. It’s arrival gives us pleasure and departure merely makes us hungry for more.”

Yeah…

All this had nothing to do with MAGEWEAVE. Because sometimes life is like a box of chocolates… Bam! And then a Jack-in-the-box springs up your face.