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Dirty Metal.

Sleaze. Fine word.

Sleaze metal & sleaze rock apparently exist, although they don’t have their own Wikipedia entry – in english. (Does something exist if it doesn’t have an Wikipedia entry?)

So, for all the literate sleazers, sleazists & sleazees out there: You go and make one! Printo pronto!

Something not very metal, but still metal: HEAVY LEATHER. The most judaspriesty song title they never used.

Featuring bass.

Where The Sun.

MSX home computer, made by Toshiba. I think the Toshiba model was HX-10P from 1984, although I may be wrong.

Anyway, the compy had a game called “The Maze Of Galious: Knightmare II”, and it’s like the best ever!

The thing that wasn’t the best ever, was the game’s save system: You had to enter a certain room (a shrine of some sort) in this huge castle the game took place, and the game gave you a 3456 character code which you had to enter to continue your game from that point.

Remember those? Has anyone in the history of the world ever got the kind of code right on the first try?

0oO

ALVA bears some resemblance to the music in that save room. And actually, this is not the first time I’ve used “Knightmares” music as a starting point.

“Steal it, hide it, then it’s yours.”

– Isaac Steadman

Just Occurred.

… come to think of it… I think there already is another tune called “Stax Free”… I might have played it back in the late 20th century… It’s probably a pop/jazz/rock electric guitar tune, composed by some finn, that’s not me.

I still may have the music sheet. Somewhere. No, not gonna look. No, no, no. No!

Too hot.

… but hey, I still remember the A-part on a guitar! See?

Anyway, another STAX FREE here.

And in case I forgot to say: Hey you there! Yes, you. You have a nice summer there, wherever you are!

The Truth.

SMS = Wh4tsApp

Mustard = Corn

Deep lying midfielder = Libero

Moose = Elk*

COMTRYA = Greetings

“I did not have a nice dinner with that woman, Ms. Caterpillar” = “I had a nice dinner with that woman, Ms. Caterpillar”

Troll-Dwarf = Giant-Goblin

Online troll = a person behaving badly

*Results may vary.

Fast & Faster.

Sometimes stuff is self explanatory. I would assume that after hearing the first few bars of TURBO, you go:

“Yeah. Turbo.”

(…not that I’d actually know what it means… It’s just one of those words, that made an impression when I was a kid, and cool cars were the most important thing in the world after candy and christmas)

Turbo boosts… umm… acceleration?

Aaand this is how we resist the urge to go0gle one more nugget of useless information. I’m perfectly alright, thinking that turbocharger has something to do with magic.

After all, I still don’t know how a vinyl record & player works, and reading about this is the first thing on my toLearn list.

Is It Already?

From bells to blues we go!

No need to fret & frown, this one’s jolly: SUMMER BLUES.

Concerning the sniff… yeah, that was staged. There was a real sniff in the beginning of a earlier take, and after hearing it for a while, I just got used to it.

Acoustic guitar may be a pretty quiet instrument, but the players (especially the classical masters) do some loud breathing!

The emotion!

Bells.

Wanted to make bells. So I made bells. Now I got bells.

I think I made some bell music much earlier for the celebration of spring time. And then there’s the big bell related season, which usually strikes us late every year. This time however, we got bells of summer. How original.

So bells, and bells only in ESMERALDA. Because Colin Hunt.

Now there’s a face that always puts on smile on my face.

How To: Be Nice.

– Wipe your feet before entering

– Say hello

– Speak quiet and clear

– Say thank you

– Say thank you

– Treat vegetables with respect they deserve

– Say thank you

– Wipe your mouth before exiting

– Say goodbye

– Make a breakfast for a friend

Also, you know how Blackie Lawless answered, when he was asked what “W.A.S.P” means?

“We ain’t sure, pal.”

BFFF.

Playback Wayback Machine.

Then it’s time for 90’s nostalgia. GENERAL ROCK is the title, general midi’s the jazz.

Little googling did not reveal there to be a specific underground sub-genre of making general midi music only. Although I wouldn’t be surprised if there was, and I just didn’t find any traces of it. It’s a wide world, and lot of wackos out there.

As I’ve said before, GM is the way I started to make computerized music back in the 20th century.

GM – awful sounds – great fun.

Why Is It Always Remake?

Todays feature is no more than a enhancement of a previously released tune. Once again, hence the stupid title of JORDGUBBSSYLT II.

When making the original, my hands were tied to the bar structure of the piece. There was a teeny-tiny adjustment I wanted the tune to have, so made this guy here. Meaning just a little longer B-part.

Otherwise there’s very little to say. The tune is fun, in a springly sort of way.